26 July 2011

A tragedy is a moment for reflection, not polemics

The tragedy in Norway is a sobering moment.  As of this writing, 76 people are confirmed dead, either killed by the blast in Oslo or hunted down by a madman with a gun on Utoeya Island.  Most of those killed were teenagers.  It's so difficult to to write anything about such an event, and I can barely string together the words to express my emotions at this time.  My heart goes to the survivors, the families of the victims and to all the people of Norway.

When such events occur, I take the time to think deeply on the subject, reflect on what has happened.  I don't normally write anything when such things happen because words fail me.  And I wouldn't say anything now, but for one thing I read.  Once again the American media has plumbed the depths of degradation.  Once again it has proven itself an international disgrace.  It has allowed a pundit airtime to say that the camp attacked "sounds a little like the Hitler youth.  I mean, who does a camp that's all about politics?"

It shouldn't surprise me that Glenn Beck was the one to say that.  What surprises me is the fact that the man is paid to be anywhere near a microphone.  That comment is filled with the hatred and vitriol that Beck and all the other pundits, conservative and liberal, have been able to spew on television and radio.  And "all for ratings," a technical term for feeding one's own ego through attracting attention like a spoiled three-year-old.

Besides showing Glenn Beck's complete detachment from reality, it also displays his ignorance of world history.  Norway was forcibly occupied by Nazi Germany in World War II for five years.  During that time, it formed a major resistance movement to defy that tyranny.  Norwegian resistance fighters helped sink the battleships Bismark and Tirpitz, and, more crucially, helped destroy Norsk Hydro's heavy water plant and the stockpile of heavy water at Vermork.  They derailed the Nazi's nuclear projects.  And many paid with their lives for their defiance.  While there were collaborators, just as there were in France and the Netherlands, the majority of Norwegians fought against the occupation and it is obscene to relate the Nazis to Norway

What disturbs me even more, is that many of Glenn Beck's tirades against Islam echo those of Anders Behring Breivik.  In the very same broadcast, Beck stated that "evil" Islam is "squeezing the neck" of Europe.  Those are the same views that drove Breivik to kill children.  Of course, Beck then said that the killer was a horrible person like Bin Laden, but that is a hollow statement.  You cannot denounce a man for his actions while affirming his motivations.

There is no hope for reaching a person like Beck.  Such people are so lost into their own paradigm that they will never find their way back to reality again.  But I hope that statements like those he made will disgust the majority of people.  Then again, knowing that this man has an audience of any kind dims such hope.

18 July 2011

A Series of Disgruntled Letters Directed to Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli from a Mr. P. Nesbitt of Derbyshire

11 October 1868
Dear Mr.Disraeli,
I was so terribly pleased that you were able to attend the event we held last night in honor of our daughter’s recent engagement.  It is quite regrettable that we failed to send you an invitation directly, however we had no idea that you would even make the effort to come since we’ve never had the privilege of making your acquaintance prior to last evening.  It was also very kind of you to provide the three bottles of brandy that you consumed during your visit.
If it isn’t too much of a bother, would you mind compensating us for the three broken windows, nine smashed vases, and 27 shattered plates?  I do understand that you felt a need to vent your frustration when Mrs. Chiswick did not recognize you immediately as the Prime Minister of Great Britain, but I believe it was a perfectly normal reaction on her behalf since she did not know you would be at the party.  Also, she is blind.  And thanks to your actions, she now has a limp as well.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Mr. P. Nesbitt

13 October 1868
Dear Prime Minister Disraeli,
I do apologize if my first missive struck you as too familiar, and I am all too glad to use your second most-preferred form of address.  I will not, however, use your first choice of address, “Lord John Thunder-Crotch the Insatiable.”  In addition, I will not acquiesce to your request for what I should do with my previous letter.  Such an act is anatomically impossible, and it pains me that I had to consult my physician on that matter.
As to the matter of the money you owe me, your proposal that you will pay for the damages once I relinquish your trousers is unacceptable.  You weren’t wearing any when you arrived, and I do not see it as my responsibility to find them.  If I do happen to come across a pair of mauve trousers that match the jacket your were wearing, I’ll be sure to pop them in the post.
Now I must insist that you send compensation immediately.
Earnestly,
Mr. P. Nesbitt

18 October 1868
Dear Sir,
It is truly an abuse of power when an elected official finds it necessary, and for some reason amusing, to fire one of Her Majesty’s cannons at my home.  And don’t for a second think I didn’t recognize you.  I clearly heard you cry out, “Choke on that, you Swedish bastard!”  Neither I nor anyone else in my family has ever been Swedes, and I can’t see why that would call for artillery fire in the first place.
If you refuse to pay for the damage to my home, I will be forced to take you to court.  I have written to my solicitor several times on that matter, simply because he didn’t believe me the first time.
Mr. P. Nesbitt

25 October 1868
Dear Prime Minister,
Please give us back our daughter.  We have tried to meet all of your demands, but many of the things you have asked for are beyond unreasonable and utterly impossible.  For instance, we are unsure of how much cinder toffee it would take to choke a horse.  Nor are we capable of getting you “five minutes in the same room with that glass-jawed ponce, King Charles of Sweden.”
Now please release our daughter, safe and sound, or we shall be forced to vote Labour in the next election.
Mr. P. Nesbitt